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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: "BLOW OUTS".
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Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 12:27:57 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 21 12:27:57 1986
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I guess I gotta count myself lucky. I've used the ol' gum
boots a few times with no problems. The one thing I never
liked the idea of is gettin' one of them things out of a
gas station vending machine. I figure that the guy who fills
that thing up may have a straight pin and a sick sense of
humor.

While I don't believe in throwing rocks into the school
yard, I don't refrain bacause I'm afraid of hittin' one of my
own kids. Maybe I'm just lucky that I don't mind inserting a
diaphram for a lady. After all, I can see a little better down
there than she can. I've also been lucky by not getting up half
asleep the next morning and mistaking the spermacide for tooth-
paste. Yuk!Ptooey!Gak! (no, that's not a mail path) It also came
to my attention long ago that oral sex prevents pregnancy.

I have been tempted to get a vascectomy. Just hope the Doc ain't
near sighted er sumpthin'. Hate to have him cut the wrong thing
and end the possibilities of my continued sexual prowess(8-).

I have heard of using sandwich wrap in an "emergency". I kinda
feel as if that would be like pokin' one of them blow up love
dolls. Never was too anxious to try that(8-). I guess the best
advice I could give anyone is the stuff my ol' man gave me.
"If yer really worried about her getting pregnant, yer messin'
around with the wrong lady. Find one you think enough of that
you wouldn't mind if she did get pregnant." But, I always did
take only what parts of his advice that worked good for me at
a given time.(8-) So far, things have worked out to where I've
not had to support a family. I wonder if sitting straddle of the
color tv has anything to do with that???





Don't take any perferated rain coats(8-).
Ol' Grizzly