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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: Booter's "Emily" routine.
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Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 10:10:53 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 24 10:10:53 1986
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Ummm, I was kind wondering when that was gonna happen(8-).

Use THREE?!?!? Why, a feller might smother to death in three
of them things. Huh? Oh, wrong head...






We used to have what we called the thin film department in
this place when it was a factory. Another name for it was
the clean room. People used to wear these lab coats and shower
caps and everything. anyone who actually put their fingers on
the ceramic printed circuit jobbies had to wear these little
gizmos that looked like a prophylactic. A new guy found one
of those in an ashtray in a break area once. "Who's the in-
decent shit who'd put one of those things in an ashtray right
out in front of God and everybody?!?!?" I don't know how he
figured a "real man" would be able to use that thing on any-
thing big enough to be worth having(8-). Some folks just have
a habit of jumping to collisions.

My eighth grade teacher climbed into his car one evening after
school and found a "scum bag" slipped down over the gear shift
of his little Plymouth(8-). It had to be one of those lubed
ones.



'Nough o' my blarney.
I'll drink to fewer perforations(8-).
Ummm, or anything else...
Frye, again.