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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
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Subject: Re: Defective Condoms
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Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 13:37:18 EST
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In article <223@ski.UUCP> dr@ski.UUCP (David Robins) writes:

>We were taught two things about condoms:
>1) As previously mentioned, leave slack at the end.
>2) "Test" it beforehand by blowing it up (no joke).  This will help find 
>dangerous pinholes, if the face is used to feel any leaking air.  Also,
>a weakened condom may burst when inflated.  
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I can see it now...

"Oh, Jack...!"
"Oh, Jill... <heavy breathing>..."
(Long pause)
"Jack?"
"Just a minute, honey."
"Jack, what are you doing?"
"Just a minute, honey. Huffff... huffff... huffff..."
*** POW! ***
"Jack, that's gauche."
"I was just testing the condom, darling. Looks like I found a dud. Let's
 try another one. Huffff... huffff... huffff..."
(Holds blown-up condom to his face)
(Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)
"Jack, is that the way you get your kicks?"
"I'm just trying to feel for pinholes, honey. Really, I'll be just one
  more minute."
"Forget it, Jack. I'm not interested any more."

I can see how this would be a really good means of birth control.