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From: liss@gramps.DEC (Frederick R. Liss DTN 237-3649)
Newsgroups: net.astro
Subject: Re: Halley's Comet Limerick Contest
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Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 15:22:28 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 27 15:22:28 1986
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    	gmp@psuvm writes.....

>    
>THE AMERICAN FILTHY LIMERICKS ASSOCIATION (a wholly owned branch of the
>American Scatalogical Society) announced the 1986 Halley`s Comet Filthy
>Limerick contest.  Example
>An astronomer Jew named Melamed
>Caught sight of the famed Halley`s comet
>The backside, though pale,
>is nice piece of tail
>I hope SDI doesn`t bomb it.
>     
>Rules: you may not use "vomit" as a rhyme for "comet."  The word "comet"
>must end the first line.  The limerick must make reference to some bodily
>function or sexual act.
>     
>Judges: Lance Tumic (Sacred Scatology, Sam Houston Institute of Technology)
>        Herb Hardrock (Sexual Peccadillos, Florida University for Culture
>                                            and Knowledge)
>        Perry Priapis (Leapfrog Coach, Nashua University of Terpsichore
>                                       Science
>Winners will be announced by the conference coordinator, Gerald O`Nitny
>Pornographic Heraldry, Mt. Nittany Normal College.  Send entries to
>GMP at PSUVM.  Do not put entries on the network.  Winner will be announced
>before the comet is seen again. Prizes are genuine Comet Diaboodles designed
>by the master heraldist, HIMSELF.  Happy astrorhyming!
>
     

    	What's this bigoted trash doing on net.astro? I believe the 
        poster of this garbage owes us all an apology for this 
        flagrant waste of network resources. I find the note offensive 
        and insulting.

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