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From: matt@utastro.UUCP (Matt Wood)
Newsgroups: net.astro
Subject: Re: I couldn't resist...
Message-ID: <324@utastro.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 17:31:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 29 17:31:08 1986
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Summary: net.astro =/= net.jokes

In article <7779@watrose.UUCP>, dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes:
> > this classic Startrek joke seems timely;
> > Q ; How is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
> > A ; They both run around Uranus looking for Klingons.
> 
> Now for the joke !!!
> 
> A young fellow was about to go out  for the
> first time with a particular girl he had been admiring.
>		 . . .
> 	The father frantically yells : 
> 	"REX GET OUT FROM UNDER THE CHAIR BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!!!!"
> 
> Oh well, I thought it was rather amusing.  
> 

Please, no more trash in net.astro, okay?  If I wanted net.jokes, I'd
subscribe to net.jokes.


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