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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.cooks
Subject: Re: Live trout in grocery stores
Message-ID: <519@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Feb-86 11:14:55 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb  7 11:14:55 1986
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>Fish are dim bulbs, intellectualwise (if I may Haigspeak myself :-).
>                        -- A True Troutivore, Bill Ingogly

I'm always tickled by the fishermen (bass fishermen are the most
vocal about it) who spend a great deal of time telling you how
they outwitted a fish last Saturday.  Somehow, being smarter than 
a fish was never anything I'd care to brag about.

Now watch the flames pour in from the fishermen!
 
(The lobsters in the store bother me more.  I realize they are even
dimmer than the trout, with an IQ in the same general range as slime
mold, but something about boiling your dinner alive turns me off.
I don't eat lobster.  By the way, anyone remember Larry the Lobster
on Saturday night live?)
-- 

                                     Sue Brezden
                                     ihnp4!drutx!slb

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