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From: rab@well.UUCP (Bob Bickford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.invest
Subject: Re: National Debt
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Date: Sun, 9-Feb-86 00:15:12 EST
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In article <1815@trwrba.UUCP>, suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) writes:
> I extracted this from net.med (without Craig Werner's permission).
> 
> > 	Another statistic I like to quote is that the national debt is $2
> > Trillion.  The value of the missiles we have buried is $2.5 Trillion.  We
> > don't have a national debt.  That is the national investment, but 
> > unfortunately its resale value is worthless.
> 

  Sorry to burst your bubble, but the real national debt is twelve (12)
trillion.

What, a joke?


This guy goes into a bar, and produces a midget from his pocket.  The little
guy promptly starts raising a ruckus, walking all over the bartop and 
harassing the customers, pissing in their drinks, leering at the female
customers, and just generally being a real pain in the a**.

The bartender says: "Guy, you're gonna have to leave.  But first, tell me:
where did you get the little guy...?"

The guy explains <insert standard leprechaun story here> "and the leprechaun
was so grateful that he said he'd grant me one wish."

"So what'd you wish for?"

"A twelve-inch prick."



       Robert Bickford     (rab@well.uucp)
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