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From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Defective Condoms
Message-ID: <268@galbp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 09:43:58 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 24 09:43:58 1986
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Summary: 

i found this in net.women;
thought it was pretty funny -

In article <> falk@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU writes:
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>One of my first lovemaking episodes involved the use of condoms. My partner
>had prepared for our tryst by purchasing the mighty trojans. We were both
>awfully nervous and when push came to shove (as it were) we heard kind of
>a snap, checked the equipment, and it had rolled itself neatly back up into
>a little disk again. I began laughing (laughed so hard I cried) and said to
>my (deflated) partner: "Looks like we just suffered from premature roll-up!"
>Next day I got a prescription for the pill.
>
>Now, this does not answer your question at all, but it sure was a funny incident
>(I just wouldn't trust condoms, I guess, is the moral of the story).
>
>Connie Falk (falk%uiucuxc@a.c.uiuc.edu)


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