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From: dipirro@miles.DEC (I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone)
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Subject: Animal humor
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Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 13:31:46 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 24 13:31:46 1986
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	This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.
"May I help you?" politely inquires the psychiatrist. "Yeah," says the duck.
"Get this guy off my ass."


Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?
A: Wipe it off...quickly.


[and my favorite...Dedicated to H.H. <= You know who you are.]

Q: How can you tell if you're overweight?
A: If you step on your dog's tail and it dies.


Steve DiPirro	"Let's give each of the BEARS a PAT on the back on SUPERSUNDAY"
Digital Equipment Corp.