Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site zeus.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!pesnta!hplabs!tektronix!teklds!zeus!bobr From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YANLBJ? Message-ID: <298@zeus.UUCP> Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 17:10:45 EST Article-I.D.: zeus.298 Posted: Thu Jan 23 17:10:45 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Jan-86 04:34:01 EST Reply-To: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed) Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 12 Yet Another New Light Bulb Joke? Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study. Well, I'VE never heard it before. -- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me,... ...I'm afraid of widths. --Steve Wright -------- Robert Reed, Tektronix CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr