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From: pete@andromeda.UUCP (Peter Farabaugh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Comedic curses
Message-ID: <61@andromeda.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 25-Jan-86 15:41:00 EST
Article-I.D.: andromed.61
Posted: Sat Jan 25 15:41:00 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 26-Jan-86 17:08:19 EST
Organization: Rutgers University, Newark, N.J.
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Keywords: carson, antidisestablishmentarianism


    here are some of my favorite curses.

   May a weird holy man use a Black and Decker tool on your only sister.

   May your only son be voted Miss Congeaneality (sp?)
  
   May an unclean camel leave an offering on your new carpet

   May a weird plumber unclog your sisters pipes

   and of course an Irish curse:
       
          May all your teeth fall out but one and may you get a cavity in that
          one.


   along the same lines here is an Irish prayer:

           May those who love us love us,
           and those who hate us may God 
           turn their hearts,
           and if he can't turn their hearts
           may he turn their ankles,
           so we'll know them by their limping.


                                             Peter Farabaugh

  The above opinions are those of the ghost of Lon Chancy Sr. speaking through
  an overweight housewife named Ethel in a small apartment in Cleavland.


" Gee Wally, you're not such a bad brother after all!"