Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucdavis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax.berkeley.edu!ucdavis!deneb!ccs020 From: ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (Kevin Chu) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Animal humor Message-ID: <88@ucdavis.UUCP> Date: Sat, 25-Jan-86 16:48:49 EST Article-I.D.: ucdavis.88 Posted: Sat Jan 25 16:48:49 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 26-Jan-86 17:21:18 EST References: <697@decwrl.DEC.COM> Organization: University of California, Davis Lines: 11 > > Q: How can you tell if you're overweight? > A: If you step on your dog's tail and it dies. > > Steve DiPirro A2: You take up two seats at the movies and can't feel the arm rest. -- Kevin Chu !{ucbvax,lll-crg}!ucdavis!vega!ccs020 ucdavis!vega!ccs020@ucb-vax.arpa