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From: raha@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Bob Hettinga)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Curses
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Date: Sun, 26-Jan-86 05:00:21 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 26 05:00:21 1986
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[Hello, what's all this stuff about a line-eater??]             all this stuff about a line-eater??                                     



>> My question to you net.joke-sters out there:  What is the funniest "Comedic
>> Curse" you have heard?  Maybe someday we'll have a cannonical list.


>Comedic or not, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" is
>a legit malediction from the Arabic, which has some of the most colorful
>curses in the world.  Makes English look anemic by comparison, I'm told.

Said on the same night by Steve Allen, who was supposedly collecting these 
things:

"May the rowboat of your life break apart in mid-lake, and may your mother
be unable to find help as she runs barking along the shore."


Johnny: "Haw, Haw, Haw"


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