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From: drsimon@watlion.UUCP (Daniel R. Simon)
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Subject: YALSWQ (Yet Another List of Steven Wright Quotes)
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Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 17:53:40 EST
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The other day I...uh, no, that wasn't me.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.  I said,
"no, I made a few mistakes."

I have a map of the United States.  It's actual size.  People ask me where I
live, and I say, "E6".

I'm writing a song, but I can't read music, so I don't know what it is yet.

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?

I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment had been
stolen and replaced with an exact replica.  I told my roommate, "isn't this
amazing?  Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an
exact replica."  He said, "do I know you?"

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me.  I said, "well, what do you need?"

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?