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From: eric@wvlpdp
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Equation Test
Message-ID: <3200008@wvlpdp>
Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 14:18:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 24 14:18:00 1986
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Nf-From: wvlpdp!eric    Jan 24 13:18:00 1986


[a humble offering to the line GOD]

A few years ago a gentleman that I worked with handed out a copy of this test
to the software team, just to drive us nuts... I've typed the test in exactally
as I originally received it, with 23 questions, not 24 as indicated in the 
header.  I don't really know the origin of the test so if someone out there
is the author of the test please don't sue.... If you would like to send me
your answers I will gladly summarize the answers up, and post the correct
answers at a later date, along with the more humorous ones....  but because
this is net.jokes my joke first....

A buxom blonde woman walks into a department store and tries on a very low 
cut evening gown.  The woman asks the clerk if she thinks the dress is too 
low cut.  The clerk asks the woman if she has hair on her chest, to which 
the woman immediatly replies "NO, of course not!", the clerk then tells her
that the dress is definately too low cut....


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                           EQUATION ANALYSIS TEST

This test does not measure your intelligence, your fluence with words and
certianly NOT your mathematical ability.  It will, however, give you some
gauge of your mental flexibility and creativity.  In the three years since
we developed the test, we have found few people who could solve more than
half of the 24 questions on the first try.  Many, however, reported getting
answeres long after the test had been set aside --- particularly at unexpected
moments when their minds were relaxed, and some reported solving all the
questions over a period of several days.  Take this as your challenge.

INSTRUCTIONS:  Each equation below contains the initials of words that will 
make it correct.  For example: 26 - L. of the A. (Letters of the Alphabet)

A.  7 = W. of the A.W.  _______________________________________________________

B.  1001 = A.N.  ______________________________________________________________

C.  12 = S. of the Z.  ________________________________________________________

D.  54 = C. in a D. (wht the J.)  _____________________________________________

E.  9 = P. in the S.S  ________________________________________________________

F.  88 = P.K.  ________________________________________________________________

G.  13 = S. on the A.F.  ______________________________________________________

H.  18 = H on a G.C.  _________________________________________________________

I.  32 = D.F. at which W.F.  __________________________________________________

J.  90 = D. in a R.A.  ________________________________________________________

K.  200 = D. for P.G. in M.  __________________________________________________

L.  8 = S. on a S.S.  _________________________________________________________

M.  3 = B.M. (S.H.T.R.)  ______________________________________________________

N.  4 = Q. in a G.  ___________________________________________________________

O.  24 = H. in a D.  __________________________________________________________

P.  1 = W. on a U.  ___________________________________________________________

Q.  5 = D. in a Z.C.  _________________________________________________________

R.  57 = H.V.  ________________________________________________________________

S.  11 = P. on a F.T.  ________________________________________________________

T.  1000 = W. that a P. is W.  ________________________________________________

U.  29 = D. in F. in a L.Y.  __________________________________________________

V.  64 = S. on a C.  __________________________________________________________

W.  40 = D. and N. of the G.F.  _______________________________________________


/--------------------------------  EOT  --------------------------------------/
                              (End of Test)

- Eric L. Smith
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