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From: graber@srcsip.UUCP (Rob Graber)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Are-ee: Units of measurement
Message-ID: <3572@srcsip.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 00:51:59 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 27 00:51:59 1986
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Reply-To: graber@srcsip.UUCP (Rob Graber)
Organization: Honeywell SRC (SIP), Mpls MN
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>>>>>> millihelen - the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
>>>>> microhelen - the amount of beauty required to motivate one sailor.
>>>>nanohelen - the amount of beauty required to launch that sailor's
>>>>picohelen - the amount of beauty required to motivate one sperm in
>>femtohelen - the amount of beauty required to motivate one red blood
>megahelen - 1/1000 th of the amount of beauty required to make the sailor

one - the number of these you have to see before they stop being funny.

			rob graber
			..!ihnp4!umn-cs!srcsip!graber

	[ walkin around with your head in the clouds...  ]
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