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Subject: offensive to anyone who is easily offendedSubject: offensive to anyone who is easily offended
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Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 09:19:29 EST
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*** ERCYNPR GUVF YVAR JVGU LBHE ZRFFNTR ORRCRE ***

wbxr #012786:

	Guvf enoov qvrf naq zrrgf Fnvag Crgre ng gur Crneyl Tngrf bs Urnira.
Gur enoov nfxf "Vf vg gehr gung gurer vf ab cerwhqvpr va urnira?"
"Gung vf gehr, zl puvyq," Fnvag Crgre erfcbaqf.  "Ohg orsber lbh ragre guebhtu
gurfr tngrf, lbh zhfg fcryy gur jbeq TBQ."
	Gur enoov fuehtf uvf fubhyqref n yvggyr, naq fcryyf "T-B-Q".
"Irel tbbq," fnlf Fnvag Crgre, "lbh znl ragre."
	Arkg pbzrf guvf Zrkvpna-Nzrevpna.  "Vf vg gehr, Fnvag Crgre, gung gurer
vf ab cerwhqvpr va urnira?" ur nfxf.  "Gung vf zbfg nffherqyl gehr, zl fba,"
ercyvrf Fnvag Crgre.  "Ohg orsber lbh ragre guebhtu gurfr tngrf, lbh zhfg fcryy
gur jbeq TBQ."
	Gur Zrkvpna-Nzrevpna znxrf n snpr, naq fcryyf "T-B-Q".  "Irel tbbq,"
fnlf Fnvag Crgre, "lbh znl ragre."
	Arkg guvf fbhgurea oynpx nccebnpurf Fnvag Crgre.  "Vf vg gehr gung gurer
vf ab cerwhqvpr va urnira?" ur nfxf.  "Bs pbhefr gurer vfa'g," Fnvag Crgre
erfcbaqf.  "Ohg orsber lbh ragre guebhtu gurfr tngrf, lbh zhfg fcryy gur jbeq
BABZNGBCBRVN."

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wbxr #012786.2:

	Guvf wrjvfu enoov, oncgvfg zvavfgre, naq pngubyvp sngure ner va
n urngrq qvfphffvba nobhg jura yvsr ernyyl ortvaf.
	"Yvsr ortvaf ng pbaprcgvba.  Sebz gung zbzrag ba, vg pnaabg or
gnzcrerq jvgu." pynvzf gur oncgvfg zvavfgre.
	"Ab.  Yvsr ortvaf ng ovegu.  Bayl nsgre gur puvyq vf obea qbrf yvsr 
ortva." fgngrf gur pngubyvp sngure.
	"Lbh ner obgu jebat," ercyvrf gur enoov.  "Yvsr ortvaf ng 50 jura
gur qbt qvrf naq gur xvqf zbir bhg bs gur ubhfr...."

- Cnhy Crqrefba