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From: wilson@convex.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Pseudo-Groaner
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Date: Sun, 26-Jan-86 20:33:00 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 26 20:33:00 1986
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/* Written  2:02 pm  Jan 20, 1986 by suhre@trwrba.UUCP in convex:net.jokes */
/* ---------- "Pseudo-Groaner" ---------- */
I pulled this out of net.med.  Seemed more appropriate to net.jokes!
>>	I have been hearing recently about a supposed phenomenom where
>> certain people have supposedly spontaneously combusted. Usually their
>> charred remains are found. I would appreciate any information that people
>> might have regarding this supposed phenomenom.
>     Something in the genetic makeup of people from Switzerland makes
>them unusually sensitive to this phenomenon.  The effect itself seems
>to be catalyzed by gases given off by vegetables and fruits as they ripen.
>     That's why, in the produce sections of supermarkets, one often sees
>Swiss chard.

Sometimes it happens.  People just explode.  Natural causes.

(A line from Repo Man)