Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcsp
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucdcsp!jha
From: jha@uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Original (hopefully) LBJ
Message-ID: <7900039@uiucdcsp>
Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 22:12:00 EST
Article-I.D.: uiucdcsp.7900039
Posted: Mon Jan 27 22:12:00 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jan-86 00:37:52 EST
Lines: 10
Nf-ID: #N:uiucdcsp:7900039:000:187
Nf-From: uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU!jha    Jan 27 21:12:00 1986


<Don't make me an offer I can't refuse.>


Q: How many Sicilians does it take to change a light bulb?


A: Three.
   Two to hire a man to do the job,
   one to shoot him when he is done.