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From: pdg@ihdev.UUCP (P. D. Guthrie)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: new subject
Message-ID: <491@ihdev.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Jan-86 13:54:58 EST
Article-I.D.: ihdev.491
Posted: Tue Jan 28 13:54:58 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jan-86 00:42:09 EST
References: <261@galbp.UUCP> <38600001@faust.UUCP> <7780@watrose.UUCP> <11415@watnot.UUCP> <11416@watnot.UUCP>
Reply-To: pdg@ihdev.UUCP (55224-P. D. Guthrie)
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
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Summary: 

In article <11416@watnot.UUCP> rdgreenall@watnot.UUCP (richard greenall) writes:
>> In article <7780@watrose.UUCP> dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes:
>> >> 
>> >> >how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?"
>> >> >well, let's make a list of so-and-so's...
>> >> >
>> >> >i'll start with my favorites:
>> >> >
>> >> >the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to
>> >> >drive 20mph below the speed limit.
>> >> 
>> >> How about the guy behind you blowing his horn to speed you up or get
>> >> you out of the way when you are already going 15 MPH above the speed
>> >> limit?
>> >> 
>> >
>> >How about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you are not 
>> >going through the obviously red light in front of you???
>> 
>> Or how about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you didn't leave
>> the INSTANT the light changes to green!
>
>  How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
>a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
>sits there blocking traffic.
>
How about the guy who (on a busy one lane street) insists on trying to make
an *illegal* left hand turn across a double yellow line,  and when politely
reminded (with my horn) that there was two blocks of traffic behind him,
flips me off, and starts backing his pickup truck into me!!!  If I had
had a gun, I probably would have put a couple of shots through his
window, as it would have taken that for the @%#$#^ to get the hint.
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Paul Guthrie				`When the going gets weird,
ihnp4!ihdev!pdg				 The weird turn pro'
					  - H. Thompson