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From: figmo@lll-crg.ARpA (Lynn Gold)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: BIG MISTAKE
Message-ID: <1215@lll-crg.ARpA>
Date: Tue, 28-Jan-86 07:32:12 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 28 07:32:12 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jan-86 04:45:11 EST
References: <1588@mtgzz.UUCP> <135@calma.UUCP>
Organization: Lawrence Livermore Labs, CRG, Livermore Ca
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Summary: NJSUX!!!

In article <135@calma.UUCP>, smithson@calma.UUCP (Brian Smithson) writes:
> In article <1588@mtgzz.UUCP> sts@mtgzz.UUCP (s.l.talaricoswier) writes:
> >[...]
> >And to the blatant ignoramus who cuts up New Jersey, 
> >guess you haven't seen too much of this state.
> >That's because we like to keep the best places to ourselves.
> >You don't know what your missing, and for all us fortunate
> >residents, we hope you never do.
> >
> >Sorry if this isn't too funny.
> 
> I dunno, I thought that this last part was one of the funniest net.jokes of
> the year! :-)

For most of my life, I was a resident of that hell-hole.  My parents' neigh-
borhood was so boring, for excitement they'd go to Philadelphia.

My folks live in the kind of town where the police force poses around THE
CAR.

What other state can you drive through that smells like garbage up north
and manure down south?

--Lynn