Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcc3!sdcc6!loral!jlh From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Freddy Krueger) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: chicken joke Message-ID: <1007@loral.UUCP> Date: Mon, 27-Jan-86 15:45:02 EST Article-I.D.: loral.1007 Posted: Mon Jan 27 15:45:02 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 30-Jan-86 06:32:45 EST Organization: 1428 Elm Street Lines: 6 Keywords: undies, chicken Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces. Did you hear about the Libyan who found a piece of sandpaper and thought it was a map of the desert?