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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: Re: David Allen Coe's song.
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Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 16:18:19 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 29 16:18:19 1986
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Yeah, I was drunk when my Mom go outa prison too. She didn't
get runned over by a train though. Nope, damned bus got her...




Oh yeah, this is Jokes, right? Note, for all you folks with
virgin ears. This thing ain't rotated, encrypted, or other-
wise protected, so read at yer own risk. 'Nough said.
















This ol' farmer was sittin' in 'is front room takin' in th' news
when there come a knock at th' door. He answered it and found a
city dude on his front porch. This city dude sez, "I was driving
along the road in front of your place. I couldn't help but notice
all that milkweed growing along the fence. Do you mind if I go
over there and get some milk?" The farmer told him to suit hisself
if'n he thought he could git milk outa a milkweed. Well, the city
dude come back a little spell later with two buckets o' milk. He
gave one to the farmer and drove off. Well, he come back in a while
and knocked on the farmer's door again. He allowed as how he was
kinda embarrassed. He'd taken a wrong turn goin' out th' front gate.
He did, howsomever, notice a whole mess of buttercups in th' pasture
down the road. He asked the farmer could he go get some butter. Th'
farmer sez, "Knock yer socks off son." Th' dude come back in a spell
with 4 pound o' butter and gave two pound to th' farmer an' kep two.
Well, weren't long 'til he come back again. Told the farmer he seen
a whole bunch o' pussy willow growin' along this little crick. Th'
farmer sez, "Hold on young feller. Let me git ma coat, I'm goin'
with ya."



HA HA HA HA ha ha...Hmmm. Well I thought it was funny.


No, I ain't signin' this mess...