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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: Modern mangles lyrics. (This ain't rotated either.)
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Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 16:34:01 EST
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No it ain't rotated, so watch it you sensitives li'l things.




The song I just loved mangling (I have mangled a few, let me
tell ya.) was I Just Called To Say I Love You.






I just called to say, hey fuck you.
With your mind, you ain't apt to get too far.


You get the idea...


Now for a Christmas card I got from a friend one year...
This isn't rotated either. Read at your own risk.


May the bleeding piles torment you
and may corns adorn your feet.
May crabs as big as crawdads
crawl around your balls and eat.

And when you're old and feeble
and your mind's a total wreck,
may you fall right through your asshole
and break your fuckin' neck.





'Til you are again fortunate enough to read a posting from me,
I am:

wishing you all happiness.
wishing it was quiting time.
a little mixed up.
not a social desease.
well in a physical sence.
possibly a bit demented.
Tom Frye.