Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site phri.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!akguc!codas!peora!pesnta!phri!greenber
From: greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Jail joke (not offensive to anyone)
Message-ID: <2164@phri.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Jan-86 08:29:04 EST
Article-I.D.: phri.2164
Posted: Tue Jan 28 08:29:04 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 1-Feb-86 00:23:03 EST
References: <8642@watarts.UUCP> <888@h-sc1.UUCP>
Distribution: net
Organization: Public Health Research Inst. (NY, NY)
Lines: 24

> klawrence@watarts.UUCP (Kevin Lawrence) writes:
> >"Well", says the old timer, "we get to know the jokes so well 
> >that we number them, you'll catch on"
> >There's a lull for a while, then someone chokes out another number.
> >"234!"
> >The whole cell block erupts in laughter.
> >"What was that one?", says the young convict.
> >The old-timer stops gagging long enough to 
> >say, "Well, that's a new one, son"
> 
> Another punchline is:
>  The old-timer stops gagging long enough to 
>  say, "Oh, it's just the way he  told it."
> 

A few moments later a new voice pipes in:
 "129!"

And there is dead silence. 

"What was that?", asked the new convict.

"That was freddy", said the old-timer disgustedly, "He never could tell 
 a joke..."