Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watdcsu.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!watdcsu!kishore2 From: kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (K.Singhal - Systems Design) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Tarzan saves Jane?(Offensive to Swingers) Message-ID: <2052@watdcsu.UUCP> Date: Thu, 30-Jan-86 12:52:25 EST Article-I.D.: watdcsu.2052 Posted: Thu Jan 30 12:52:25 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 1-Feb-86 01:05:46 EST Reply-To: kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (S.Lang - Systems Design) Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 56 Keywords: Tarzan, quicksand, Ungowa, swinger *** and now for a bit of fun *** One day Jane was out for a walk. Thinking deeply about how to remodel the treehouse with the limited decorating materials available in the jungle, she failed to notice the quicksand before it was too late and she was trapped. Fortuantly the quicksand wasn't that quick and Cheetah(sp? the monkey) happened along before she was much past her thighs. "Cheetah!" exclaimed Jane, "Ungowa!" (which means "Quick go find Tarzan and tell him that I'm caught in the quicksand!" Cheetah's reply was "Eee eee oo oo aa aa aa" accompanied with several hand and head/neck gestures (which means "OK!"), and off he went. He found Tarzan in the treehouse rearranging furniture. (he had just dropped his modem on his linoleum flo which he had spilled orange juice on the day before and dropped light bulbs on even earlier) Saying "Ee ee oo oo aa aa ee ee oo oo aa!" and accompanying that with several hand/head/neck gestures and a couple of back flips he managed to get Tarzan's attention. Tarzan upon seeing Cheetah said "Ungowa?" which means "What do you want?". Cheetah doing a few somersaults then rolling his head in his hands several times replies "Ee ee oo aa aa oo oo oo ee ee aa oo uu uu!", which translated means "Jane stuck in quicksand!". Tarzan exclaims "Ungowa!!", which translated means "Fucking who in quicksand?". Cheetah exasperated repeated the gestures and says"Ee ee ee oo oo aa aa ee ooo!" which translated means "No no stuck not fuck!" Tarzan alarmed says to Cheetah "Ungowa!!" which means "Where is she?", to which Cheetah replies "Ee ee oo aa uu oooo!" which translated means "Follow me, I take you there!", to which Tarzan replies "Ungowa!" which translated means "OK, lead the way!". They swing through the forest on the vines and arrive at the quicksand. By this time Jane is up to her elbows in the stuff, and hysterically yells "Ungowa!", which translated means "My god get me out of here before my hair is ruined!" to which Tarzan replies "Ungowa!", which translated means "OK". Quickly he searches around for a stick or rope long enough, but as fate would have it, there were none on the ground to be had. Jane getting impatient at this point says to Tarzan "Ungowa", which translated means "Hurry up and get me out of this quicksand pit before my hair is ruined!" Tarzan replies saying "Ungowa", which translated means "OK, OK I'm thinking!". Looking at the vines trailing down from the trees Tarzan gets an inspiration and says "Ungowa!!!" which translated means "Ok I've got it! See those vines overhead? I'll go get one and swing over you from one of the quicksand pit to the other end, and as I pass you, grab the vine and then I can pull you out!", to which Jane replies, "Ungowa!", which translated means "Ok but hurry!". Quicky Tarzan scales a tree and carefully chooses a thick strong vine. Then calling down to Jane "Ungowa" which translated means "Get ready" he jumps off the branch of the tree and arcs down right over Jane. Jane prepared, reaches up and grabs hold tightly,and is pulled up out of the quicksand. As she is comming up from the quicksand, Tarzan screams " U N G O W A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" which translated means "T H E V I N E, T H E V I N E ! ! ! !" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------sign this? no way! "May you have an interesting life!" YAACC (Yet Another Ancient Chinese Curse)