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From: sorgatz@ttidcc.UUCP ( Avatar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a different(?) vein of Humor
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Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 23:00:40 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 29 23:00:40 1986
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< munch! gobble! chomp! chew! Why don't "THEY" fix this bug? >
 Someone mentioned 'crowd distractors' as a type of humor, these include the
standard grinners;

(restaurant busboy drops a tray of dishes)
(one patron to another, but loud enough for all to hear) " Hey he's not so
dumb! It's easier to break 'em then it is to wash 'em! "
(many persons laugh)

etc..

 My personal favorite, however, is one that I heard many years ago onboard a
PSA flight to San Fransisco. Some crazy waited until the last moment to board
the plane, and then ran from one end of the plane to the other and back, while
saying:
	  "The stewartesses are all _MEN IN DRAG_!!"

 He was finally asked to please take a seat, most (not all) of the other people
on the flight were laughing so hard they missed the comment of one PSA 'stus
who said, just under her breath:

	  "She fooled 'em again! The little bitch..."

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Erik K. Sorgatz
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