Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site ccice5.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!bullwinkle!rochester!ritcv!ccice5!jvz From: jvz@ccice5.UUCP (John V. Zambito) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Lone Ranger Message-ID: <992@ccice5.UUCP> Date: Wed, 29-Jan-86 13:31:02 EST Article-I.D.: ccice5.992 Posted: Wed Jan 29 13:31:02 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 1-Feb-86 06:11:45 EST Organization: CCI Central Engineering, Rochester, NY Lines: 9 The Lone Ranger has been kidnapped by a bunch of very nasty Indians, and as a last request, he decides he would like to smoke a peace pipe for one last time. As he's smoking away, one of the indians notices that the Lone Ranger is sending smoke signals. Of course they quickly take away the pipe and tie him to the stake to be burned. As they're about to light the fire, over the hill comes Tonto with ten naked women on horseback. The Lone Ranger looks in amasement and sais, "I spelled posse wrong again!"