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From: weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Politically Correct Humor
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Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 03:33:18 EST
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The following joke was posted a few weeks ago and has caused quite a stir
over on net.jokes.d.  Something about the joke being offensive to women.

>This girl goes into a bank, fills out a deposit form, goes up to the
>teller, says she wants to deposit a fifty-dollar bill.  The teller
>takes the bill, looks at it, holds it up to the light, finally says,
>"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't accept this bill.  It's counterfeit."
>"Oh my God!" says the girl, "I've been raped!"

So I thought I'd tell the politically correct version of it.

This woman goes into a bank, fills out a deposit form, goes up to the
teller, says she wants to deposit a fifty-dollar bill.  The teller
takes the bill, looks at it, holds it up to the light, finally says,
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't accept this bill.  It's counterfeit."
"Oh my God!" says the woman, "I've been raped!"

Satisfied?

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720