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From: tron@fluke.UUCP (Peter Barbee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Men of god
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Date: Thu, 30-Jan-86 15:40:24 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 30 15:40:24 1986
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Two jokes;




A priest and a rabbi were having a heart to heart talk, reliving old
times and the like when the priest asked "Tell me, have you ever tasted pork?".

The rabbi replied "Yes, when I was a young man I ate some bacon.  But it
		   wasn't really worth the guilt it caused.  Now you tell
		   me, have you ever had sex with a woman?".

The priest replies, a little sheepishly, "Well yes, before I entered the 
		   seminary I did make love with a woman."

The rabbi         "Better than pork, wasn't it?"


----------------
and the second one;


There were these two devout christians getting married, but they couldn't 
decide which of their lifelong ministers should preside at the ceremony.
So they decided both ministers should marry them.  Surprisingly everything
went quite well, later, at the reception, the two ministers were talking
shop while in the food line.  When they got to the punchbowl the server
said
	"Oh, I'm so sorry reverend, but we don't have any non-alcoholic
	 punch left"

Well the first minister says that that will be fine, it's a special occasion
and all.  But the second minister gets in quite a huff, exclaiming,

	"I would rather commit adultery than allow alcohol to pass my lips!"

To which the first minister, while handing back his glass, replies "I didn't
realize we had a choice!!"



Peter B