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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: shuttle jokes -- need I say tasteless?
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Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 13:56:10 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 31 13:56:10 1986
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The following jokes are SO tasteless, that I have rotated them TWICE!


If enough negative response is generated by these totally tasteless
jokes, then I had nothing to do with this posting.




Say, did you hear that the Challenger astronauts were on the radio?
... and on the console and on the heat tiles and on pieces of the
wings and on ....


Did you hear that Jerry Lee Lewis has been chosen by NASA to be the
first musician in space?  They want him to sing "... goodness,
gracious, great balls of fire!"


Did you also hear that NASA is abandoning the Teacher in Space
program.  Well, they didn't say they were abandoning the program.
What they said was that they didn't intend on sending a second
teacher into space as long as the first one is still in orbit.


NASA also has serious intentions of making up the next shuttle crew
entirely of third world astronauts.  It seems that they want
personnel more accustomed to sudden population explosion.


No flames, please!  A stray solid rocket booster just drifted past
my window.


If you think I have no heart, you're wrong.  Some of my best
friends are plastered high school science teachers.


Sincerely,
Jeff ("will never be President of Rockwell") Sauder

These jokes authorized by Don ("You're really sick, Jeff") Libes