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From: yeff@Navajo.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: horrible, horrible space shuttle jokes (non-ROT13)
Message-ID: <333@Navajo.ARPA>
Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 15:26:12 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 31 15:26:12 1986
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Reply-To: yeff@Navajo.UUCP (Jeff Soesbe)
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following are two space shuttle jokes...they are not nice...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!



Q: What's black and white and found all over??



A: The space shuttle Columbia.

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Q: How many teachers does it take to screw in a light 
   bulb (on the space shuttle)?



A: 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces.

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both these jokes are my creation (I take responsibility)

jef