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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YAJJ (Yet Another Jail Joke)
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Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 10:53:29 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 31 10:53:29 1986
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>>A recently convicted felon was sitting in a cell with an old-timer in their
>>cell-block..."What do you guys do to keep entertained around here?"
>>" Oh, we tell jokes" says the old guy.
>>Just then, from one of the cells in the block, comes a shout. "34!"
>>A few chuckles  are heard. "98!" comes another shout. A giggle comes 
>>from the next cell... "What's going on?"
>>"Well", says the old timer, "we get to know the jokes so well that 
>>we number them, you'll catch on"
>>"234!" The whole cell block erupts in laughter.
>>"What was that one?", says the young convict.
>>The old-timer stops gagging long enough to say, "Well, that's a new 
>>one, son"

After a few minutes' silence, a man in the next cell shouts,"96!"
Utter silence follows. The old timer turns to the man and says,
"Can't you tell a dirty joke right? You got it backwards!"

"YOU tell it then."
"OK, fvkgl-avar!"
About half the prisoners begin laughing uncontrollably, and about
25% of them just look embarrassed. The remaining 25% just look confused.
"I don't get it," says the new guy.
The old-timer replies, "Well, it was offensive, so I rot-13'ed it."

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