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From: tom@utcsri.UUCP (Tom Nadas)
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Subject: Re: Apocryphal StoriesSubject: Re: Apocryphal Stories
Message-ID: <2042@utcsri.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 2-Feb-86 03:50:25 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb  2 03:50:25 1986
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>    Yrg'f fgneg fbzrguvat arj.  Ubj nobhg cbfgvatf  bs  ncbpelcuny  fgbevrf.

Gurer vf abguvat arj nobhg guvf.  Ohg urer ner gjb bs zl snibhevgrf,
bar bs juvpu lbh ner fher gb unir urneq.  Obgu (anghenyyl) ner fyvtugyl
bssrafvir gb crbcyr jub guvax gung frk vf n sbhe yrggre jbeq.

    1)	Zl (srznyr eryngvir) jnf qevivat nybat gur uvtujnl, qbvat nobhg
	gra zvyrf/xvybzrgref bire gur yvzvg.  N pbc chyyrq ure bire, naq
	fur xarj fur jnf va gebhoyr, fb gb yvtugra gur grafvba, fur fgrccrq
	bhg bs gur pne naq fnvq gb gur bssvpre, "Lbh jnag gb fryy zr gvpxrgf
	gb gur Cbyvprzna'f Onyy, qba'g lbh?" gb juvpu gur bssvpre ercyvrq,
	"Ab zn'nz, jr'er (cbyvpr sbepr npebalz), jr qba'g unir Onyyf."

    2)	Zl (sevraq be eryngvir) jnf va ovbybtl pynff, jurer gurl jrer
	gnyxvat nobhg gur purzvpny znxr-hc bs obqvyl syhvqf.  Gur cebsrffbe
	vaqvpngrq gung znal obqvyl syhvqf ner irel uvtu va fhtne pbagrag,
	jvgu bar rknzcyr orvat frzra.  N tvey vzzrqvngryl envfrq ure unaq
	naq nfxrq, "Gura jul qbrf vg gnfgr fb fnygl?"  Gur tvey jnf abg
	frra va ovbybtl pynff ntnva gung grez.


						Eba Jvyyvnzf
						p/b Gbz Anqnf
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					Tom Nadas

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