Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A bad pun Message-ID: <1682@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 14:01:38 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1682 Posted: Fri Jan 31 14:01:38 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 2-Feb-86 05:53:14 EST References: <7@tekchips.UUCP> <759@ucsfcgl.UUCP> <527@ihlpl.UUCP> <1060@ihlpa.UUCP> <217@globetek.UUCP> <1811@trwrba.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 20 > In article <217@globetek.UUCP> chris@andor.UUCP (chris) writes: > >In article <1060@ihlpa.UUCP> ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott) writes: > >>> > >Did you hear about the guy who lost his job at the orange juice factory? > >>> > >He got canned because he couldn't concentrate. > >>> > Can the seedy jokes!! > >>> Orange you glad this isn't a modem joke? > >>Yes, but I'm sure we'll squeeze this dry too! > >These jokes really give me the pip! Can't you produce anything better > >than this pulp? > This is the pits, but what do you expect from drupaceous jokes! Lightbulbs? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How can you eat that? Simple, I chew it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland BITNET: P13I0746 at JHUVM , INS_AKEW at JHUVMS UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_akew CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix@wiscvm.ARPA