Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site ssc-vax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!erik From: erik@ssc-vax.UUCP (Erik Strom) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: new subject Message-ID: <528@ssc-vax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 12:17:18 EST Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.528 Posted: Fri Jan 31 12:17:18 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 2-Feb-86 05:58:22 EST References: <261@galbp.UUCP> <38600001@faust.UUCP> <7780@watrose.UUCP> <11415@watnot.UUCP> <11416@watnot.UUCP> Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA Lines: 45 > > In article <7780@watrose.UUCP> dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes: > > >> > > >> >how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?" > > >> >well, let's make a list of so-and-so's... > > >> > > > >> >i'll start with my favorites: > > >> > > > >> >the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to > > >> >drive 20mph below the speed limit. > > >> > > >> How about the guy behind you blowing his horn to speed you up or get > > >> you out of the way when you are already going 15 MPH above the speed > > >> limit? > > >> > > > > > >How about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you are not > > >going through the obviously red light in front of you??? > > > > Or how about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you didn't leave > > the INSTANT the light changes to green! > > How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through > a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just > sits there blocking traffic. > > ________________ > "Messing things up is easy, but to really screw things up requires a > COMPUTER!" > rdgreenall@watnot > (University of Waterloo) Lets not forget the two jerks who drive side by side in the two left lanes of the interstate at 50 MPH and refuse to move over even when it's obvious that they are holding up the whole world. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- He's cute, he's cuddly, he's loyal, he's brave, but he's not home, so leave your posting at the sound of the tone...... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Erik ssc-vax!erik