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From: jeanette@randvax.UUCP (Jeanette Haritan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: new subject
Message-ID: <2918@randvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 31-Jan-86 08:52:36 EST
Article-I.D.: randvax.2918
Posted: Fri Jan 31 08:52:36 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 3-Feb-86 04:36:59 EST
References: <261@galbp.UUCP> <38600001@faust.UUCP> <7780@watrose.UUCP> <11415@watnot.UUCP> <11416@watnot.UUCP> <491@ihdev.UUCP>
Reply-To: jeanette@rand-unix.UUCP (Jeanette Haritan)
Organization: Rand Corp., Santa Monica
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In article <491@ihdev.UUCP> pdg@ihdev.UUCP (55224-P. D. Guthrie) writes:
>In article <11416@watnot.UUCP> rdgreenall@watnot.UUCP (richard greenall) writes:
>>> In article <7780@watrose.UUCP> dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes:
>>> >> 
>>> >> >how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?"
>>> >> >well, let's make a list of so-and-so's...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >i'll start with my favorites:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to
>>> >> >drive 20mph below the speed limit.
>>> >> 
>>> >> How about the guy behind you blowing his horn to speed you up or get
>>> >> you out of the way when you are already going 15 MPH above the speed
>>> >> limit?
>>> >> 
>>> >
>>> >How about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you are not 
>>> >going through the obviously red light in front of you???
>>> 
>>> Or how about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you didn't leave
>>> the INSTANT the light changes to green!
>>
>>  How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
>>a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
>>sits there blocking traffic.
>>
>How about the guy who (on a busy one lane street) insists on trying to make
>an *illegal* left hand turn across a double yellow line,  and when politely
>reminded (with my horn) that there was two blocks of traffic behind him,
>flips me off, and starts backing his pickup truck into me!!!  If I had
>had a gun, I probably would have put a couple of shots through his
>window, as it would have taken that for the @%#$#^ to get the hint.

How about the guy who feels that he absolutely HAS to get onto the highway
in front of YOU (from a side street).  H/she speeds up just to cut you
off, then, when situated on the highway, slows down to minus 20 mph.

jlh