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From: kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (K.Singhal - Systems Design)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Lone Ranger
Message-ID: <2057@watdcsu.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Feb-86 09:10:26 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  3 09:10:26 1986
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Reply-To: kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (S.Lang - Systems Design)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Summary: Tonto goes to a fiery death.

Keywords:Tonto,gasoline 

A mad scientist had captured the Tonto and was in the process of doing
terrible things to his body with a fork when in burst the Lone Ranger
to save him.  "You're too late masked one, I've already fed the fool
10 gallons of unleaded gasoline, and now when I force this lighted match
down his throat I'll have created the world's first Internal Combustion Injun!"

                                "May you have an interesting life"
                                         - Ancient Chinese Curse