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From: marcus@wanginst.UUCP (Bob Marcus)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Apocryphal Stories
Message-ID: <1627@wanginst.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Feb-86 16:52:02 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  3 16:52:02 1986
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Organization: Wang Institute, Tyngsboro, Ma.  01879
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Summary: 

My friend was attending a gala banquet at an elegant New York restaurant.
The first course was being served, and just as the waiter approached my
friend's table he tripped, sending a large tureen of French onion soup flying
through the air.  Most of the soup landed in my friend's lap.  There was a
stunned silence throughout the restaurant.  My friend stood up, raised a
finger, and shouted "Waiter, there's a soup in my fly".