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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: Sumthin' new, "I'm so hungry..." jokes.
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Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 14:04:02 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  4 14:04:02 1986
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Anybody seen any of these banging around?

The couple I have aren't gonna be rotated here...Just so
you know...







I'm so hungry, I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.
I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat was cut.

Or, any "He's so ugly..." jokes?

He's so ugly, he has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
He's ugly enough to scare a maggot off a gut wagon.
He's so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.


In a hundred years, you'll never be able to tell any of this
ever happened.


Frye again