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From: sts@mtgzz.UUCP (s.l.talaricoswier)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Christmas presents (very cute, not offensive)
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Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 13:25:33 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb  4 13:25:33 1986
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Around Christmas time, a young boy goes to the mall with his
mother to see Santa Claus.

The boy sits on Santa's lap and says (in a very arrogant
tone), "Santa, I'm bored.  I'm really bored.  I want some GOOD
new toys for Christmas.  I want a new bicycle in the basement,
a new swing set in the backyard, and a new trainset under the
tree."

Santa just looks at the boy and nods.  When the boy gets off
his lap, he calls his mother over.  He said to her, "Look,
your son is developing quite an attitude.  He's arrogant and
demanding.  If he's like that now, what will he be like when
he grows up?"

"I know," says the mother, "I've tried to discipline him but
nothing seems to work."

"Well, this is what you do," said Santa.  "Downstairs int
basement where he wants his bike, put a pile of shit.  Out
where he wants the swingset, put anther pile of shit.  Under
the tree, instead of the train set, put a pile of shit.  That
should cure him"

So, on Christmas eve, the mother follows Santa's
instructions.

On Christmas morning, the kid runs around looking for his
toys; in the basement he finds a pile of shit, he runs outside
to where the swingset should be and finds a pile of shit.
Under the tree where the trains should be, he finds another
pile of shit!

Later in the day, the kid gets together with his friends to
discuss what they all got for Christmas.  They all tell what
wonderful toys they got.  Then someone asks our little friend,
"What did you get for Christmas?"

He says, "Well, I think I got a dog, but I haven't found it
yet!"