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From: pete@valid.UUCP (Pete Zakel)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: new subject
Message-ID: <108@valid.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 22:54:41 EST
Article-I.D.: valid.108
Posted: Tue Feb  4 22:54:41 1986
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Organization: Valid Logic, San Jose, CA
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> In article <491@ihdev.UUCP> pdg@ihdev.UUCP (55224-P. D. Guthrie) writes:
> >In article <11416@watnot.UUCP> rdgreenall@watnot.UUCP (richard greenall) writes:
> >>> In article <7780@watrose.UUCP> dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes:
> >>> >> 
> >>> >> >how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?"
> >>> >> >well, let's make a list of so-and-so's...
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >i'll start with my favorites:
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to
> >>> >> >drive 20mph below the speed limit.
> >>> >> 
> >>> >> How about the guy behind you blowing his horn to speed you up or get
> >>> >> you out of the way when you are already going 15 MPH above the speed
> >>> >> limit?
> >>> >> 
> >>> >
> >>> >How about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you are not 
> >>> >going through the obviously red light in front of you???
> >>> 
> >>> Or how about the guy behind you blowing his horn because you didn't leave
> >>> the INSTANT the light changes to green!
> >>
> >>  How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
> >>a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
> >>sits there blocking traffic.
> >>
> >How about the guy who (on a busy one lane street) insists on trying to make
> >an *illegal* left hand turn across a double yellow line,  and when politely
> >reminded (with my horn) that there was two blocks of traffic behind him,
> >flips me off, and starts backing his pickup truck into me!!!  If I had
> >had a gun, I probably would have put a couple of shots through his
> >window, as it would have taken that for the @%#$#^ to get the hint.
> 
> How about the guy who feels that he absolutely HAS to get onto the highway
> in front of YOU (from a side street).  H/she speeds up just to cut you
> off, then, when situated on the highway, slows down to minus 20 mph.

Or the little old lady ahead of you on the entrance ramp to the freeway
going 45 MPH until she sees that it is not going to be as easy to merge as
she thought so she slows down to 20 and then finally STOPS!

-Pete Zakel (..!{hplabs,amd,pyramid,ihnp4}!pesnta!valid!pete)