Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!gatech!ut-sally!pyramid!decwrl!sun!nola From: nola@sun.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: the blues Message-ID: <3217@sun.uucp> Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 01:12:12 EST Article-I.D.: sun.3217 Posted: Tue Feb 4 01:12:12 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Feb-86 20:39:57 EST Distribution: net Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc. Lines: 12 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER *** A student is having an affair with her English professor. She goes home for Christmas vacation and when she gets back, she asks her lover "were you blue while I was away?" "Blown, my dear," the professor corrects her, "blown." -- Nola Donato sun!nola (415) 960-7471 Sun Microsystems / 2500 Garcia 5-40 / Mountain View CA 94043 Why be difficult when, with a little more effort, you can be impossible?