Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A bad pun Message-ID: <1705@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Mon, 3-Feb-86 11:23:44 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1705 Posted: Mon Feb 3 11:23:44 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Feb-86 08:27:43 EST References: <3394@glacier.ARPA> <211@ccnysci.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 19 > >> > >>>>>>Did you hear about the guy who lost his job at the orange juice factory? > >>>>>>He got canned because he couldn't concentrate. > >>>>>Can the seedy jokes!! > >>>>Looks like this joke is going to be squeezed for all it's worth. > >>>Orange you glad? Maybe someone should have the pulp beat out him. > >>This series is a real lemon! > >Yah, it's souring me on net.jokes, too! > But it's nice and fruity! > (Perhaps the carrier dropped the lime because the modem was a lemon) No, I think the modem got smart... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How can you eat that? Simple, I chew it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland BITNET: P13I0746 at JHUVM , INS_AKEW at JHUVMS UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_akew CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix@wiscvm.ARPA