Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A bad pun Message-ID: <1706@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Mon, 3-Feb-86 11:30:24 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1706 Posted: Mon Feb 3 11:30:24 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Feb-86 08:28:19 EST References: <7@tekchips.UUCP> <759@ucsfcgl.UUCP> <3394@glacier.ARPA> <1572@jhunix.UUCP> <1115@mmintl.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 18 > >>> >Did you hear about the guy who lost his job at the orange juice factory? > >>> >He got canned because he couldn't concentrate. > >>> Can the seedy jokes!! > >>Looks like this joke is going to be squeezed for all it's worth. > >>Orange you glad? Maybe someone should have the pulp beat out him. > >Is this discussion going to have as much ap-peel as the modem joke? > This stuff is the pits. Until less colorful jokes appear in this > section, I'll just citrus one out. Oh...you mean you're going to can it... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How can you eat that? Simple, I chew it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland BITNET: P13I0746 at JHUVM , INS_AKEW at JHUVMS UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_akew CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix@wiscvm.ARPA