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From: wjb@hpfcla.UUCP
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Subject: How To Tell A Rotten Day
Message-ID: <28700012@hpfcms.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-Jan-86 09:58:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 28 09:58:00 1986
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		HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING
			TO BE A ROTTEN DAY


You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a
	group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your
	business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your income tax check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.


		Author Unknown ... But Troubled

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Bill Buse
Hewlett Packard; Fort Collins System Division
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