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From: daver@felix.UUCP (Dave Richards)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: People who should be taken out and maimed
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Date: Tue, 4-Feb-86 13:43:07 EST
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Regarding people who love to honk when the light turns-

A friend of mine was stopped at a light one day.  Right as the light    
changed the engine died. Of course the guy behind started laying on
his horn while my friend was trying to restart his car.  So my friend
got out, walked back to the guy and offered (politely) to stay there
and hold his hand on the guy's horn if the other fellow would go up
and start his car for him. ( probably not heard by the guy because
he was afraid to roll down his window ).

Maybe that wasn't so funny, so here's the obligatory joke:
(courtesy of Pete Barbutti)

This gorilla goes into a bar, sits down and orders a scotch on the rocks.
The bartender is a little surprised, but he's seen a lot of strange
things, so he makes the drink and brings it to the gorilla.  The 
gorilla produces a $20 bill, and the bartender takes it to the register.
But on the way, he gets to thinking to himself, "What does a gorilla
know about money?"  So he puts the whole $20 in the drawer, and then
starts polishing glasses and stuff.  Meanwhile, the gorilla is quietly
drinking his drink.  Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better
of him and he goes over to make some small talk.  "We don't get too 
many gorillas in here", he says.  The gorilla answers, "Yeah, well at
$20 a drink, I'm not coming back either!"

                                  "noise and evil!"
                                   Dave Richards