Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site tekig4.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!tektronix!tekig5!tekig4!jims From: jims@tekig4.UUCP (Jim Sells) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YAJJ (Yet Another Jail Joke) Message-ID: <493@tekig4.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 00:57:00 EST Article-I.D.: tekig4.493 Posted: Wed Feb 5 00:57:00 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Feb-86 10:04:39 EST References: <745@cylixd.UUCP> <3050025@csd2.UUCP> Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 28 > > > A little while later a guy yells out "Hey, here's one: 83!!!" > > Nobody laughs. There is a deep silence, and everyone just > shakes his head. The rookie is baffled. "What's wrong?" > he asks his mentor. "Why didn't anyone laugh?" > > "Oh, that Henderson," the veteran says. "He refuses to > accept the fact that he just doesn't know how to tell > ethnic jokes." > > - mike krantz > ZZ Ignore this if someone has suggested it before, but since the same jokes keep appearing over and over and over and over in net.jokes, maybe we should just number them to save on transmission costs. I can just see it now, Paddy O'Furniture is #1, Klingons/Uranus is #2, and the jail joke is number 3. We should start now and reserve contiguous blocks of numbers for certain classes of jokes-- light bulbs from 1000 to 2000, bumber snickers from 2001 to 3000, and nerdy op codes from 10000 to 20000 hex. - Jim S