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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: what am I doing here?
Message-ID: <132@nbs-amrf.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Feb-86 11:44:14 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb  5 11:44:14 1986
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An usher working in a large theater once discovered a man lying
face up in the aisle.  He promptly informed the man that he must
vacate the aisle, as lying in the aisle was a violation of the fire
code.  Getting no response, the usher threatened to call the
manager.  All the man could say was "UGGHHHH.

The manager, summoned by the usher, also informed the man that he
must get up from the aisle.  The man said, "UGGHHHH".  "Sir," the
manager responded, "if you don't leave, I will get the police."
"UGGHHHH," came the man's reply.

Finally, the local policeman entered the theater and began to talk
to the man.  "Mister, you're going to have to leave immediately."
"UGGHHHH," was the response.  The cop, beginning to notice that man
was obviously in pain, then asked "Where did you come from, Buddy?"

The man opened his eyes, attempted to focus them on the officer,
and said in a low voice, "The balcony."

-- 
"... only to reaffirm my belief that there are calloused ***holes like
you in the world who believe that "free speech" gives them the
right to say whatever comes into their shallow little minds. Dave Bloom"

Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder