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From: stu16@whuxl.UUCP (SMITH)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Bad Day
Message-ID: <963@whuxl.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Feb-86 09:03:50 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb  6 09:03:50 1986
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From postnews Thu Feb  6 08:47:28 1986
Subject: Re: How To Tell A Rotten Day
Newsgroups: net.jokes
References: <28700012@hpfcms.UUCP>

> 
> 		HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING
> 			TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
> 
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> Bill Buse
> Hewlett Packard; Fort Collins System Division
> hpfcla!wjb

              May I add to this? 

   Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her
own business.

   You walk to work and when you get there you find the back
of your dress is caught in the top of your pantyhose.

   You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the
party, but there aren't any.

   You wake up and discover your water bed broke, and then
you realize you don't have a waterbed.

   You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

   The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

   You put your bra on backward and it fells better that
way.

   You wake up face down on the pavement.

   Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the
candles.

                A guest temporarily on this account.
                                kam

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